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| What is a rabbit's favourite ride?
Hare plane. |
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| What is a pup's favourite food?
Pupcorn! |
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 Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!""But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." "Give me two reasons why I should go to school." "Well, for one, you're 42 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!" |
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| Knock knock
Who's there? Woodenshoe Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know. |
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| Who won the first human race?
Either Adam or Eve! It isn't recorded. |
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| Where does the gingerbread man sleep?
Under a cookie sheet. |
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| Knock knock
Who's there? Dozen Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in. |
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| What do you call a fish that chews with his mouth open?
See food! |
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| Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy. |
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| Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! |
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| How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it! |
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| Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom? He left his keys on the piano. |
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| Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine! |
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| What animal should you never play cards with? A cheetah! |
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| Why did Adam think the day was so long? Because there was no Eve! |
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| Why didn't they play cards on Noah's Ark? Because Noah sat on the deck! |
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| What do bees say when they come home from work? "Hi, Honey!" |
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| What did the sick baby banana say to its mother?
I don't peel good! |
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| At what time of day was Adam born?
A little before Eve! |
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| Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one! |
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